- Just passed a sign for Helen Keller Indonesia. I feel like there’s nothing left to live for.
- Me: Oh, tutup?
Guy: No, just praying.
Me: Oh, is it that time already?
- No, gas station lady, don’t turn to your friend and tell him in Javanese that you don’t understand me. Look at me while I slowly repeat lima ribu to you until you understand.
- Ah, classic I-am-Hanuman-and-I-am-awesome dance, this time from Malaysia.
- Yessss. Everything is better when Rama is a girl.
- Whaaat. Some Filipino story about Rama having an illegitimate kid with a monkey??
- Well, illegitimate was my interpretation.