Right before I took this photo, a car ran over my foot. Don’t worry, it was just my toes. Also don’t worry, this happens more often than you’d expect. It’s not as alarming as it sounds, since it’s only ever been the edge of the car’s tire and the edge of my shoe and foot. The only really alarming thing is that for a brief space of time (or, once, a really long space of time because we were at a traffic light) I can’t move my foot no matter how hard I try. Which is unsettling.